Planets - E... — Valerian And The City Of A Thousand
Luc Besson, a lifelong fan of the comics, spent nearly a decade trying to bring Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets to life. He famously stated that he wrote the script for The Fifth Element (1997) as a "warm-up" for Valerian , designing his earlier hit with similar hyper-stylized aesthetics. However, technology had to catch up. Besson waited until he believed CGI could render the kaleidoscopic universe of the comics faithfully without compromise. The result is a film that cost a staggering $180 million (making it the most expensive independent film ever made at the time) and features nearly 2,700 special effects shots. The title is slightly misleading yet perfectly poetic. The "City of a Thousand Planets" is not a static metropolis but a living, growing space station known as Alpha . Originally a 21st-century international space station, Alpha expands over centuries as alien races are invited—or find their way—aboard. By the 28th century, Alpha is a massive, unwieldy conglomeration of billions of beings from thousands of species, all living in biodomes representing their distinct environments.
The plot kicks off when a mysterious dark energy begins destroying sectors of Alpha. Valerian is sent on a retrieval mission to a forbidden zone to recover a rare creature—a converter that can replicate anything it eats. Meanwhile, Laureline uncovers a conspiracy involving missing ambassadors and a forgotten war crime. The duo eventually discovers that the threat to Alpha comes from the Pearls of Mul, a peaceful race that was nearly exterminated by a human commander years earlier. The “evil” ravaging Alpha is actually the Pearls trying to retrieve a last living converter to revive their homeworld. Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets - E...
You require tight pacing, believable romance, or gritty realism in your space adventures. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets remains a testament to the power of a singular vision. Luc Besson wanted to show us a universe where a thousand species live together under one roof, and he succeeded. That it stumbles on the human element is almost ironic—in a city of a thousand planets, the hardest thing to write is a good conversation between two people. But for those willing to look past the cracks, Alpha is waiting. And it is glorious. Luc Besson, a lifelong fan of the comics,
However, in recent years, viewers watching the film on streaming services have warmed to the pair. Removed from the hype and high expectations, the awkwardness becomes endearing. They feel like two coworkers forced to save the universe, which, narratively, they are. While the leads struggle, the supporting cast soars. Clive Owen delivers a delightfully slimy performance as Commander Arun Filitt, the human leader with a dark secret. Ethan Hawke steals his entire scene as Jolly the Pimp, a flamboyant, frog-like alien running a shape-shifting cabaret club (featuring a memorable cameo by Rihanna as Bubble, a polymorphic entertainer). Rihanna’s dance sequence, where she shifts through ten different forms in two minutes, is genuinely breathtaking—a silent film-era performance within a CGI blockbuster. Themes: Colonial Guilt and Ecological Collapse Beneath the neon lights and laser fights, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets has a surprisingly heavy conscience. The Pearls of Mul are not warriors; they are peaceful, empathetic creatures destroyed by human greed. The human general’s excuse—"We thought they were enemies"—is a direct allegory for real-world military mistakes, from My Lai to drone strikes. Besson waited until he believed CGI could render
For every viewer who watches it for the first time, the reaction is usually the same: confusion followed by awe. You don’t watch Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets for the characters; you watch it to live inside a Mézières painting. And in that regard, it is an unqualified masterpiece. Watch it if: You love The Fifth Element , Guardians of the Galaxy (which borrowed heavily from Valerian), or Ready Player One . You appreciate production design over plot. You can tolerate awkward flirting for two hours in exchange for the most inventive aliens since Mos Eisley Cantina .
Luc Besson, a lifelong fan of the comics, spent nearly a decade trying to bring Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets to life. He famously stated that he wrote the script for The Fifth Element (1997) as a "warm-up" for Valerian , designing his earlier hit with similar hyper-stylized aesthetics. However, technology had to catch up. Besson waited until he believed CGI could render the kaleidoscopic universe of the comics faithfully without compromise. The result is a film that cost a staggering $180 million (making it the most expensive independent film ever made at the time) and features nearly 2,700 special effects shots. The title is slightly misleading yet perfectly poetic. The "City of a Thousand Planets" is not a static metropolis but a living, growing space station known as Alpha . Originally a 21st-century international space station, Alpha expands over centuries as alien races are invited—or find their way—aboard. By the 28th century, Alpha is a massive, unwieldy conglomeration of billions of beings from thousands of species, all living in biodomes representing their distinct environments.
The plot kicks off when a mysterious dark energy begins destroying sectors of Alpha. Valerian is sent on a retrieval mission to a forbidden zone to recover a rare creature—a converter that can replicate anything it eats. Meanwhile, Laureline uncovers a conspiracy involving missing ambassadors and a forgotten war crime. The duo eventually discovers that the threat to Alpha comes from the Pearls of Mul, a peaceful race that was nearly exterminated by a human commander years earlier. The “evil” ravaging Alpha is actually the Pearls trying to retrieve a last living converter to revive their homeworld.
You require tight pacing, believable romance, or gritty realism in your space adventures. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets remains a testament to the power of a singular vision. Luc Besson wanted to show us a universe where a thousand species live together under one roof, and he succeeded. That it stumbles on the human element is almost ironic—in a city of a thousand planets, the hardest thing to write is a good conversation between two people. But for those willing to look past the cracks, Alpha is waiting. And it is glorious.
However, in recent years, viewers watching the film on streaming services have warmed to the pair. Removed from the hype and high expectations, the awkwardness becomes endearing. They feel like two coworkers forced to save the universe, which, narratively, they are. While the leads struggle, the supporting cast soars. Clive Owen delivers a delightfully slimy performance as Commander Arun Filitt, the human leader with a dark secret. Ethan Hawke steals his entire scene as Jolly the Pimp, a flamboyant, frog-like alien running a shape-shifting cabaret club (featuring a memorable cameo by Rihanna as Bubble, a polymorphic entertainer). Rihanna’s dance sequence, where she shifts through ten different forms in two minutes, is genuinely breathtaking—a silent film-era performance within a CGI blockbuster. Themes: Colonial Guilt and Ecological Collapse Beneath the neon lights and laser fights, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets has a surprisingly heavy conscience. The Pearls of Mul are not warriors; they are peaceful, empathetic creatures destroyed by human greed. The human general’s excuse—"We thought they were enemies"—is a direct allegory for real-world military mistakes, from My Lai to drone strikes.
For every viewer who watches it for the first time, the reaction is usually the same: confusion followed by awe. You don’t watch Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets for the characters; you watch it to live inside a Mézières painting. And in that regard, it is an unqualified masterpiece. Watch it if: You love The Fifth Element , Guardians of the Galaxy (which borrowed heavily from Valerian), or Ready Player One . You appreciate production design over plot. You can tolerate awkward flirting for two hours in exchange for the most inventive aliens since Mos Eisley Cantina .