"If that little piggy wants to go to the market for a $9 artisanal cheese, let her," Julia writes. "The other little piggy stayed home and saved her coins. The ecosystem balances itself."
Cancel one social obligation. Do not replace it with a chore. Replace it with a blanket. Watch a movie you have seen ten times before. Heavy On Hotties - Julia Red - This Little Pigg...
I went to the market. I stayed home. I had roast beef. I had none. And I still went wee wee wee all the way home. "If that little piggy wants to go to