College Rules Lucky Fucking Freshman Online

Stay safe out there, freshmen. The real luck is going home whole. Jason M. Stanton is a former RA and current writer on youth culture and institutional trauma.

Today’s freshman is different. They have fidget spinners in their backpacks and therapy on speed dial. They are more likely to report a hazing incident than to brag about it. They ask for trigger warnings and safe spaces. college rules lucky fucking freshman

And the old guard hates them for it.

The real "lucky fucking freshman" is the one who hears that chant—who feels the pressure to drink, to fuck, to fight, to prove themselves—and says, "No thanks." Stay safe out there, freshmen